Brightest Young Things

My goals for the day: learn 2 new things about the Mayans, eat steak tartare, stay up later than 9:00 pm but be home by 3:45 am (I only function in extremes), and fall asleep in a hammock.

• "The disco beat was created so that white people could dance"- Vanity Fair offers you an oral history of Disco.

• Wait, the 2010 census uses the term "negro"? For real?

• It really boils down to just one question: Bacon or beer can?

• Way to go CIA.

• Baby elephants in the womb are the CUTEST THINGS EVER

• Pauly Shore left Biosphere 2 trashed after filming Biodome!

• UGH.... BUT I LOVE FOUNTAIN SODAS >canned soda>plastic bottle soda

• Obviously passed-out people watching on the Moscow subway is the best venue for passed-out people watching in the entire history of civilization

• Everyone knows that you should NEVER EVER check your ex's facebook page.

• There is not excuse for this, even if you were only eight years old on 9/11

• I know that you are sexually attracted to this cat swimming instructor

• Human Sacrifice and other amazing things found in Where's Waldo books

• French Kissing is AWESOME

• The world's most talented man (next to Gallagher)

• Are these girls having seizures?

• European seasonal ski shop employees are way cooler than their American hacky sacking counterparts

• Nice, kid. Real nice.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)