Brightest Young Things

• A roundup of the hottest and ugliest teachers to have affairs with students

• Ron Wood's 20 year old Russian mistress calls him an evil goblin king- as if that was going to end well.

• I want to be a luxury bed tester

• The Jamaican and Chinese mafias are so much harder than the boring Italian mafia in the United States.

• Two important things I learned from the ultimate guide to rock band name origins: BLIND MELON is slang for an out-of-work hippie and the GOO GOO DOLLS - used to be called the Sex Maggots

• These trees are HUGE

• Participate in a study linking biological evolution and music.

• This is a really effective way to combat the rising AIDS epidemic in China

• It's going to get nuts when the shrooms kick in

• Waaay too serious art students probably get paid by JEEP to make annoying music with car

• Sarkozy, you're doing it wrong but Burlusconi is doing it oh so right

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)