Good morning and happy Monday, everyone! I hope your weekend was sassy and booze-soaked. Let's do it to it.
- When you fly back to DC, Libby, please don't stuff cocaine in your chicken.
- If you're going to H Street, why don't you just take a fucking cab?
- Facebook: so easy an orangutan can do it.
- Did you ever collect cracker jack toys? I know I didn't - here's what I missed.
- Apparently comments shouldn't be anonymous. I, for one, welcome voices like AlanZilbermansucksrhinoass into the BYT community.

- Gawker offers a list of rules for guys and girls. I'm curious to know what Anonymous Men think of the matter.
- If I weren't insanely lazy, I would totally do this to my apartment.
[vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/7785044[/vimeo]
- Some weirdo paints his face every day. Mostly cool, sometimes scary.
- Ladies and gentleman: the fourth sexual orientation!

Speaking of cartoons for kids, this will never get old.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.

ugh please dont link to whyihatedc that site is for teva-wearing carpetbagger jazz fans.
ps read the comments on this:
NSFW! http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD NSFW!
thats why anonymous comments rule
for all the new media nerds out there (zing!) i would like to add this link too:
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/04/social-networking-motivational-posters/
Duck Dodgers is pretty amazing.
svetlana i wish those were a bit cleverer, right now they're just the most obvious criticism of each social networking site...

it'd be like someone making this for byt:
too easy!
I do not like that man who paints his face. Not one bit.
AZ - AM fail. 1 AM can't view site until home from work, another AM works nights and sleeps all day and needs to be kicked out, other AM just tours and cuddles with gf and housemates (1 is 1 AM) all dayz.