Brightest Young Things

• Polar bears are eating their babies because you won't unplug your cellphone charger

• Twitter is cocaine

• Brian Eno writes about the death of uncool

• Goodnight Keith Moon and other twisted parodies of kids books

• Who's the only father of the bride I could love more than Steve Martin??

• This is probably the only way you could get me to church, if you add an amazing gospel choir.

• The equation for when to stop watching a tv show

• The coolest website ever: radical friend

• Fighting fire with fierce fire

• Video games will get the kids into the library in a state that's the butt of every illiteracy joke.

• What About Bob? The sinister re-cut trailer

• Chunk from the Goonies and Mario Lopez used to have underage circle jerks parties

• GROSS!

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)