Start off the week informed.
- David Foster Wallace found dead at the age of 46. I always wanted to play tennis with him.
- Everyone is talking about:
- Mom accused of stealing daughter’s identity to attend high school and become a cheerleader
- Tomorrow is going to suck for all of the midtown-dwelling investment bankers we knew back when they were in college taking bong rips, buying Fight Club posters, and hitting on freshmen.
- The con-woman who duped a legion of 9/11 survivors
- From soccer moms —> hockey moms —> Wal-Mart Moms, the “it demographic” of ‘08.
- Bristol Palin stole Levi (the guy who knocked her up) from her bff. OMG slut!
- From the pages of Playgirl (NSFW)
- The life of a Craigslist cheater.
- Useless but awesome invention #1: The Scan Toaster. It lets you do exactly what you’re afraid it would: scan images onto your morning toast.
- Al Franken’s campaign for Senate is slinging mud! Check out his attack ads.
- More mudslinging…. Freestyle rap battle, translated:
