Brightest Young Things

….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

Thank you Tyler Glick

• American Apparel's Dov is so fucking obvious

(this, btw-is not AA, but it may as well be)

• Vanity Fair infiltrates Bohemian Grove! VF editor gets arrested trying to get the dirt on the exclusive retreat for the rich and powerful that Nixon called "most faggy goddamn thing that you would ever imagine."

• NY Magazine's approval Matrix!

• Parody Tom Cruise website still not as funny as the REAL Tom Cruise.com

• Flow Chart: Do you dress like a douche?

• Flow Chart: How to procrastinate

• Check our some scary-ass data with the World Clock

• Andy Dick gets ripped and molests a teenage girl (not boy?!)

• South Carolina is so gay!

• VIDEO OF THE DAY: Zooey and M have a first video out. They and it is out to make you die of cuteness. Don't even try to resist:

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)