Brightest Young Things

• According to Screech: A. C. Slater was a rapist and preppie was on the juice- are you sure it wasn't the other way around?

• Homoshame- an amazing website dedicated to tragic gays

• 10 anti-masturabtion devices

• Let's get radical, and nude

• German men are the world's worst lovers. Check the international charts :

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

• Obese skunk addicted to bacon sandwiches

• Beyond John Philips and the limits of good taste- the Daily Beast's gallery of notorious celebrity incest

• Another tasteless yet fascinating link: Texas death row inmates' last words

• What motivates women to have sex in the first place? Pity, revenge, and low self-esteem- EMOTIONS?!! You don't say!

• Meet the newest American Girl doll: Gwen Thompson, homeless/sleeps in her mom's car

• Columbia Heights Plaza- 7 years ago vs. today

• The world's tallest pony is a HUGE, naturally.

• "You can also make sex because of strong structure"

• This is exactly the kind of show I want to have writing/producin/directing/ and acting credits for... Kari + Nikki LUV Andy + Brett 4va!

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)