Internet news you can(not) use:
- What the fuck is this?!? I hate it.
- How 90210 accurately reflects the growth in income inequality over the past 18 years (not to mention the growth in unrealistic teen body image norms… everyone is richer and skinnier.)
- America’s most dangerous librarians
- Brian Sandler can destroy hurricanes, Brian Sandler is god.
- This lady has a fear of cotton balls, and Maury is happy to exploit it.
Holy SHIT I just noticed this post, and THIS at the end of the Hurricane Destroyer page:
“God did not create hurricanes, the Devil created hurricanes. The Devil has friends, The Devils friends do not want Gods people to protect themselves from the Devils work.
The Devils friends accuse Gods people of “Playing God” when they talk of defending themselves from the Devils work. Defeating hurricanes is not playing God, it is defeating the Devil and her friends.
Its un-American to run away and hide, but that’s what Americans do when hurricanes come. Run away and hide and let some piece of trash storm wreck your life.”
THE DEVIL’S FRIENDS.
September 10, 2008 at 12:23 am



That demon-creature shoots its mouth out of its head to rip people’s arms off. Awesome.
September 5, 2008 at 11:06 am