Brightest Young Things

I have so many wonderful net nuggets for you today- I just want to give and give!

• Just one of the many reasons why I will never get a security clearance

• Are you kidding me?!!? People suffer from Exploding Head Syndrome

• Tori Amos talks smack about Lady Gaga, and I actually don't know whose side I'm on...

• Rayanne from My So-Called Life bagged herself a British Aristocrat and just gave birth to a future Lord.  Well done AJ Langer.

• What the hell is wrong with teenagers today

• The illusion of the 8 hour workday

• This Marky Mark workout video might as well be soft-core porn directed by the same dude that did "Pumps and a Bump"

• Helmets are for squares

• These are the kind of creeps I kind of maybe want to hang out with (NSFW)

• Thank god the Gallagher brothers are at it again

• Depression is a condition of more highly evolved beings

• The first lady of oil rich Gabon is living in California on food stamps

• Amelia Lester makes me hate myself

• Top ten creepy aspects of Victorian life

• Who's the boss now son?!!>!>!>!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

• I don't even know what to say about this Nirvana Guitar Hero promo:

• Too bad it doesn't start off with this romantic intro....

• This looks like the greatest buddy comedy since Tommy Boy

• 100 years of special effects in film

• The coolest bank in the world

• And now, thank you Conan for puppies dressed as cats

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)