Totally crucial internet information:

• Chrome hacked!!

• Make sure your Russian bride is the real deal! (available for Russia, Ukraine, other countries of former USSR and most locations in Eastern Europe) Jesus Christ What records are they looking at, and how do you think they got those? Jesus Christ.

• Vaginal proteins in prostitutes could lead to HIV vaccine.

• Oh Latarian. This kick ass 7 year old stole his grandma’s Durango cause he got mad at his moms. He’s not a bad kid “he just gets frustrated”.

• A British engineer dons disguise and swims African jungle river to escape Gambian officials who accused him of illegally mining uranium.

• Most annoying people in your comment section.

• This year’s 50 biggest losers according to Vanity Fair

• The best pencil thin mustaches ever.

• Sneak a peek into Marilyn Monroe’s personal drawers, as in filing cabinets.