Good morning and happy Monday, everyone! I hope your weekend was restful and kazoo-tastic! Without further ado, more internet inanity:
- Woodstock attendees were too high to notice the music sucked.
- Facebook will soon own entirety of internet, your drunk photos.
- WHAT, WHAT IS IT?!?!?! YES, I CAN HEAR YOU!!!
- I could see how Dylan’s singing could be interpreted as someone under extreme duress.
- While we’re on the subject of religion, who would win in a fight: raptor Jesus or raptor Edward?

- The mathematician who came up with this helpful formula must have been a demon in the sack.
- Shocker: Scottish junkies who inspired Trainspotting are dying fast.
- Do you think DC metro will ever have art this cool? Yeah, me neither.

- Want more philosophy? Fuck yeah!
- 144 ways the world could end. They forgot about Soylent Green.
- Ok that last link was a little morbid, so here’s a little kid parallel parking:










That little kid almost makes me want to have kids.
August 18, 2009 at 4:37 pm