Good morning and happy Monday, everyone! I hope your weekend was restful and kazoo-tastic! Without further ado, more internet inanity:
- Woodstock attendees were too high to notice the music sucked.
- Facebook will soon own entirety of internet, your drunk photos.
- WHAT, WHAT IS IT?!?!?! YES, I CAN HEAR YOU!!!
- I could see how Dylan's singing could be interpreted as someone under extreme duress.
- While we're on the subject of religion, who would win in a fight: raptor Jesus or raptor Edward?

- The mathematician who came up with this helpful formula must have been a demon in the sack.
- Shocker: Scottish junkies who inspired Trainspotting are dying fast.
- Do you think DC metro will ever have art this cool? Yeah, me neither.

- Want more philosophy? Fuck yeah!
- 144 ways the world could end. They forgot about Soylent Green.
- Ok that last link was a little morbid, so here's a little kid parallel parking:
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
That little kid almost makes me want to have kids.