Brightest Young Things

Good morning and happy Tuesday, everyone! Libby is still relaxing in beautiful Maine, so once again, you're stuck with me.

• Intrepid New York Times reporter reviews the Warped Tour, compares it to rave.

• For the discerning globe-trotting shopper: Skymall products reviewed.

• As if giant squid weren't enough: giant jellyfish terrorizing Japanese fisherman! I miss sharks.

• In honor of Rave camp, a rolling LOLcat:

• "‘Voltron’ is the personification of the human spirit."

• More giant robot news: 14 year old idiot drinks gasoline to mimic Transformers. I'm surprised more fans haven't tried this.

• In a big of tragic-yet-hilarious news, the Onion sells out to China.

• Our very own Andrew Bucket has a new blog called Nowhere, MD.

• Drunk people in yoga positions.

• Because your attention span is as short as mine:

• Even if it's a classic, don't spoil the ending.

• STURGEON FACE

• Unemployed and got time to kill? Disprove global warming. Nate Silver will make it worth your while.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)