- True Story: In elementary school all the kids with divorced parents (4 other kids and yours truly) had to go to Divorce Club where we would sometimes play a board game called “It’s Not Your Fault”. Now there is finally a more fucked up board game on the market: a Holocaust board game called “Train”.
- Screw the Real World! Now that Al Franken is coming to DC where do you think he’ll live? What bars do you think he’ll go to?!?!?!
- Because cremation increases your carbon footprint… The Toyota Prius hearse!
- I don’t normally listen to country/blue grass music but I heard this song on A Prairie Home Companion this weekend and I can’t get enough of this girl’s voice (listen to “long hot summer days”)
- Michael Jackson fans commit ritualistic suicide
- Ana Kournikova gets in a catfight in Las Vegas
- Infographic of religion and sex
- How much cocaine does it take to burn a hole through the roof of your mouth?
- Fancy fast food- a civilized version of thisiswhyyourefat.com
- Jay-Z shuts down Chris Brown at the BET Awards. HOVA IS A REAL MAN
- Don’t break in to the house of a 72 year old former boxer unless you want your lip ring scabbed over. Think about how much pleasure it gave this old timer to destroy this Busch league raver’s face:
- Stephan Baldwin just wants you to Cutaway
I wish I could just “cutaway”
Libby, thank you for introducing me to EverythingisTerrible.blogspot.com! What a treasure.
July 1, 2009 at 4:06 pmI just looked up Cutaway on IMDB:
Dennis Rodman … Randy ‘Turbo’ Kingston
where was that scene??
July 1, 2009 at 4:47 pmFYI: Al Franken’s wife is a serious recovering alcoholic so I don’t think you’ll see him hanging out in any local bars (absent the mandatory fundraisers and events):
– He cowrote “When a Man Loves a Woman” based on his experiences with his wife’s alcoholism. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111693/
– He developed Stuart Smalley based on a counselor from an Al-Anon meeting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xqKkLlCfLE
July 1, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I like the idea of being intact after you hit terminal velocity (and then the ground)
July 1, 2009 at 10:12 am