Brightest Young Things

• True Story: In elementary school all the kids with divorced parents (4 other kids and yours truly) had to go to Divorce Club where we would sometimes play a board game called "It's Not Your Fault". Now there is finally a more fucked up board game on the market: a Holocaust board game called "Train".

• Screw the Real World! Now that Al Franken is coming to DC where do you think he'll live? What bars do you think he'll go to?!?!?!

• Because cremation increases your carbon footprint... The Toyota Prius hearse!

• I don't normally listen to country/blue grass music but I heard this song on A Prairie Home Companion this weekend and I can't get enough of this girl's voice (listen to "long hot summer days")
  

• Michael Jackson fans commit ritualistic suicide

• Ana Kournikova gets in a catfight in Las Vegas

• Infographic of religion and sex

• How much cocaine does it take to burn a hole through the roof of your mouth?

• Which reunited band hates each other the most?

• Fancy fast food- a civilized version of thisiswhyyourefat.com

• Jay-Z shuts down Chris Brown at the BET Awards. HOVA IS A REAL MAN

• Don't break in to the house of a 72 year old former boxer unless you want your lip ring scabbed over. Think about how much pleasure it gave this old timer to destroy this Busch league  raver's face:

• Stephan Baldwin just wants you to Cutaway

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)