Because you won’t learn this from anywhere else:
- Bitter and selfish white college educated first/second wavers demand acknowledgment even if it dooms younger women to back alley abortions. Isn’t a mother’s or secretary’s day card enough?
- The 10 manliest guitars ever: #1 the wangcaster

- Woman Accused of Attempted Abduction of Virtual Ex-Boyfriend on Second Life. Pathetic.
- Amanda Lepore (who seems to be the inspiration for Madonna’s plastic surgery lately) is in a sexy new blue tooth ad. It’s brilliant.
- Your favorite building block Lego turns 30 today! Lego men everywhere run out and buy Lego mid-life crisis mobile

- The Rosenberg files to be relased! Now you can learn all about the couple famously tried in 1951 for atomic espionage. Studios race to enslave historians.
- I would appreciate it if people would stop killing them only after I get a narwhal tooth staff with which to symbolize my rule.

- Weird Orangina ad featuring sexy animals in bikinis not as weird as the fact that I am drinking Orangina while watching Orangina ad featuring sexy animals in bikinis.
I would like to hear Morgan’s critique of the lego lady in the purple glitter dress. Is it a one piece or two piece? Hard to tell when the lady herself has detachable pelvis/legs.
August 27, 2008 at 9:50 amclicking on the Orangina story gets you to the Tree Man story, which I expect Cale will post pictures of in a MySpace bulletin with the comment “gross.”
And he’d be right.
P.S. eddie is on sabbatical today as he recognized he was getting annoying.
August 27, 2008 at 9:59 amFIXED!
August 27, 2008 at 10:17 amwhat i’ve recognized is that you’ve baited me into ruining my voluntary comment hiatus because you knew i wouldn’t be able to resist telling you to fuck off.
how about kimberly jernigan? *shudder*
August 27, 2008 at 10:35 amI hope everyone realizes the huge impact that LEGO has had on architecture.
August 27, 2008 at 12:32 pm


sexy and brilliant!? i’m not even gonna lie and say that i’ve never seen a suprisingly hot tranny but this is not one. this one makes me uncomfortable and scared.
August 27, 2008 at 8:32 am