The classiest morning news round up around:
- Speaking of sluts, female table tennis players have been urged to wear short skirts and tight shirts. in order (Note World Table Tennis Federation or whatever you’re called: I kick ass at pin-pong and exclusively wear short skirts)
- Bulimia, laxatives, adderall, and parliaments for all! MTV’s newest model reality show picks girls pretty enough to be models and give them a deadline to drop the pounds….
- ….All the more reason for Gilbert Arenas reality show, please god.
- Gary Busey offers enterprenurial advice and insight on the world of business.

- Sparks Red cometh!
- Is the an undercover goth at your workplace?
- NY Mag’s approval matrix
- Worst ad ever:

- Taboo! the Rosie O’Donnell produced and financed musical starring Boy George is hilarious. Check out what it takes to stage this crappy gay spectacular:
Oh man I saw that Jeremiah ad on the Metro the other day and just stared laughing at it for my entire trip. I love it.
August 22, 2008 at 10:41 amwhatever. if balthazar getty told sienna miller he and his wife were separated, then she’s no slut. if they WEREN’T split, HE’s the slut.
August 22, 2008 at 11:45 amWhat’s wrong with being a slut?
August 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm



Look, man. 300 photos of a derby car in a garage and with people by it and not one of it getting smashed almost a week later? Get it sorted.
August 22, 2008 at 9:34 am