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3 years ago chad said

that article about the ten weirdest animals has only three accompanying photos?!? what's the fucking point?

3 years ago Libby said

Chad-

I meant to take that bullshit out- it seemed like a slam dunk so I posted it preemptively.

3 years ago william alberque said

Oh, Libby. How did you miss this one?

Russia. Where even death will not slow down the butter week pancake eating contest celebrations.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090310/twl-pancake-eating-contest-winner-chokes-3fd0ae9.html

a) Butter week?
b) Foaming at the mouth (choking by definition means nothing comes out)?
c) "Celebrations are said to have continued after Mr Isayev's body was taken away in an ambulance"

Pancake Eating Contest Winner Chokes To Death
Tuesday, March 10
SkyNews

The winner of a pancake-eating contest has dropped dead while accepting his prize for gorging on 43 of the banana and cream stuffed desserts.

Boris Isayev, 48, from west Russia died on stage moments after winning the competition to mark the end of Butter Week.

The contest, which took place in the town of Chernyakhovsk, was part of festivities to celebrate Maslenitsa, the last week before the period of Lent starts.

According to local traditions, meat, fish, dairy products and eggs are forbidden during Lent, as well as dancing and parties.

Witnesses described Mr Isayev as "the most active participant in the contest" adding that he "ate all the types of pancakes on offer and won fairly".

The witness added: "He had really enjoyed the pancakes but then he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones.

"People have fainted during the contests before."

Medics tried to revive Mr Isayev after he collapsed while collecting his prize on stage.

The exact cause of death is not clear but doctors believe he choked after a piece of pancake got lodged in his throat.

Celebrations are said to have continued after Mr Isayev's body was taken away in an ambulance.

3 years ago Libby said

Sounds like Mr Isayev was an OPPOSITION JOURNALIST

3 years ago Libby said

more like polonium 210-cakes

3 years ago Jesse said

The pink dolphin pic is pretty awesome though. Is anyone calling photoshop on it?

Also the clip of the weirdo and the secretary is disturbing.

3 years ago chad said

Libby, i hope you realize that my vitriol was meant to be directed at the people that published the original (photo-less) article and not at you.

in seeking out fotos of this so-called man faced fish, i happened upon this interesting bsite.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/five_freaky_creatures_human_face_9311

3 years ago chad said

that pink dolphin isn't photoshopped, it's just an albino. i believe there was a link to it in a previous "rise and shine"

isn't it funny how people are so enamored with albino animals yet so repulsed by albino people? or is that just me?

3 years ago Libby said

REMEMBER POWDER>!>!>

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3 years ago Libby said

Albinos make me PUKE!

3 years ago Alan Zilberman said

Libby,

Even albino dolphins?

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