….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- Tranny or Granny?!?! Take the quiz
- Franz Kafka wrote tons of erotica!!!!! God I hope Skinemax and Showtime get on the ball.
- Courthouse Confessions, crazy people interviewed about their “bullshit charges”
- Do NOT sleep with this guy, The Worst Man In The World:My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
- The end of the Dollar Menu!? Micky D’s say it ain’t so!
- Mary Kate Olsen loves her Oxy and demands immunity in the investigation of Heath Ledger’s death.
- Plastic Surgery (ny mag) Plastic Surgery vs. Bear Attacks (street carnage)
- Highbrow v. Lowbrow v. Brilliant v. Despicable: This month’s NY Mag Approval Matrix
MOTION SICKNESS ALERT: Beware of below.
- Oh yeah, get sick: this is not moving. (proof: just stare at one of the circles).
Check out some of their cheesy illusions!
yes, Michael, but do you have a screenplay?
http://gawker.com/5033233/tucker-maxs-movie-script
http://gawker.com/5033356/tucker-maxs-movie-script-the-final-lowlights
sad
August 6, 2008 at 11:17 amBecca - no because William has been very lax in motivating me to write. Some fucking agent he is.
However even I know that the term is “mang” not “mane”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mang
August 6, 2008 at 11:19 amNo, eddie, I’m sad. I’m sad you had to be bumped from the ten people I like in DC list because you didn’t show up last night. Chad and I discussed it and we’re pretty sure you’re not even allowed to go to the Cat anymore.
August 6, 2008 at 11:49 amI love optical illusions. That shit with the wheels is one of the best ever.
August 6, 2008 at 12:48 pmPhantom Expansion from that page is also sick. Would these work as huge murals or wallpaper?
August 6, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Tucker Max? Really? His shit is like 5 years old. Besides, he’s got nothing on me….
I have a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
August 6, 2008 at 8:54 am