Brightest Young Things

Holla at your Tuesday.

• Louis CK is a prophet

• Man stuffs cat in bong

• My dream has come true: a Pink! Dolphin! Exists!

• The Christian Onion: Are you in love with a Muslim? Caught your daughter masturbating? Ask a Christian! .... Which led me to CoolVirginity.com

• The Church of Stop Shopping has an amazing website and an amazing leader.

• 10 things you didn't know about farts (or as the Kasch family calls them, announcements)

• The 10 most bizarre scientific papers ever published

• Yoko Ono and John Lennon= most alt couple ever

• Dog video of the day

• Is Guitar Hero going to ruin Rock & Roll?

• Choreography for Beyonce's new single leaked!

• Drunk teenagers rule

• Man gets attacked by a man with a sword while watching porn (as reported by the TV station at which I interned- TMJ4)

• Chris Brown ruins everything

• Male Figure Skating and Lady Gaga = the most glamorous, gayest routine ever

• You got served by Mickey Mouse- especially at 1:39

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)