….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- Drunk Larry King rules!
- Nine songs to listen to while engaged in self-abuse.
- New Ghostbusters movie?! I hope they don’t update the special effects. I hope they don’t update the special effects. I hope they don’t update the special effects…
- Super Sexy Hackers!!
- Secrets of the world’s oldest calculating machine salvaged from an ancient Greek shipwreck revealed!
- Damn it feels good to be a banker :tales of a boy becoming a man in the world of finance. What to expect? There is a chapter titled: Georgetown? I wouldn’t let my maids kids go there.
- How to: Survive in Jail
- Hipsters mark the death of western civilization? I don’t know, do they? Cause we’re definitely not hipsters. Looking cool, getting wasted, listening to loud music is L>A>M>E! especially when immortalized in a party photo.
- Shorts suits are all the rage. Legs & Loafers, bring it Capitools!
- Some people suck soooo bad driving in the snow (from a seasoned Wisconsinite). These people look like they’re playing bumper cars drunk and stoned after smoking the best weed ever grown in British Columbia.
HAHA,
snow my god.
People who can’t drive in the pathetic amount of snow that falls here should be offed. Jeeez.
August 1, 2008 at 9:19 amThat hipster article was great, but since it wasn’t chock full of pictures people won’t even mistakenly read it while looking for images of themselves.
August 1, 2008 at 9:39 amstephanie - agreed
“offed” lol
michael - what’s a hipster?
August 1, 2008 at 11:40 amhow does he know they aren’t prescription eyeglasses…does he ask everyone to take them off so he can see if his vision gets blurry? unrealistic, but i liked the rest of the article.
August 1, 2008 at 1:12 pmi <3 michael.
the article was great.
August 1, 2008 at 5:10 pmi like the girls not wanting to be labeled as a “hipster” - no one likes to be labeled as anything, and the moment you deny being anything is the moment people will peg you the most. Oh, the irony!
August 1, 2008 at 5:17 pmSome breezes are 110 mph, they get updated to hurricanes.
August 2, 2008 at 10:35 am
Libby is too good at this.
August 1, 2008 at 8:23 am