Inspirational Quote of the Day: "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - M. Twain
- oh look-my friend Katie Hogan is in vanity fair! she works in the White House!. Meanwhile I'm rounding up the best of the worst of the internet.
- Oh, you got drunk, carjacked a limo, decked a ballerina, and committed a hate crime?
- Mia Zapata 's killer finally sentenced to prison. Don't know about the Gits or Mia's tragic death? Here's Robert Stack to fill you in...
- Behind the scenes on a Somali pirate ship!!!!!!!! Hmm... keeping a daily log on a hidden laptop computer you say? Could this be a stunt pulled by the pirate PR machine?
A: "People still need to get dressed, don’t they?”- Ivana Trump
- Christian Bale is a total asshole
= dead.
- Rahm Emmanuel does 55 pushups before you even hit the snooze button
- While WE worry about real danger (Guns and Sparks) the Brits worry about Knives and Red Bull and ripping off treasure hunters who recovered sweet booty from a 18th century shipwreck in international waters
- Where do strippers go after your lap dance?
- Cheesepuffs + Velvet, staples at Graceland.
- Vivica A Fox is the new face of the Psyhic Friends Network
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.

Pirate Spokesman = new dream job.
Libby = creative, industrious! Awesome rise and shine...
We have Brightest Young Things readers working at the White House?
John you have a BYT writer who used to
Are you talking about me or you? How many former WH people do we have on staff?
christian bale rant - the dance remix, feat. barbara striesand
(no! no, fuck, no!)
Que? The two of you two at the White House? Absurd. An outhouse, you mean. Bah!
You column is a killer indeed, Libby. I don’t have to read it to determine this.