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Brightest Young Things


  • 6 real islands way more terrifying than Lost. Starring snakes with flesh rotting venom, plague victims, mental patients, gas masks, and of course cannibal children.

  • Discussion of "quantum physics and the splitting of atoms" between a group of transients ends with in skateboard attack

  • Where is our celebrity benefit song for Gulf War II (aside from that entire Three Doors Down album). The choir members reads like a who's who of 1991 and a modern where are they now list?

  • Heathcliff's love interest is oddly arousing bisexual cross species curiosity I didn't know I had!
  • Holy Shit, 2012 looks like it could be better than Dante's Peak

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago pedro said

to be honest those love letters are kind of sweet imo.

this guy for president.

3 years ago Michael said

Oh I would totally have fucked Heathcliff's girlfriend. Probably still would.

3 years ago N. said

Into furries now libby? xD

3 years ago Svetlana said

congratulations libby!!!!

3 years ago Alex Nicholson said

I love disaster movies and I love John Cusack. Thanks Libs!

3 years ago indiecognition said

Fuck Heathcliff...he ain't got nothin on Fritz the Cat

3 years ago andrew bucket said

way cool libb. prolly my fav column.

also heathcliffe > garfield. no contest.

3 years ago michael andrew said

sorry for the fact check..but that was not heathcliffs girlfriend, that girl (cat) belonged to riff-raff, who with his gang hector, wordsworth, and mungo formed the cadillac cats..they were the second half of the heathcliff cartoon..her name is cleo. heathcliffs actual girlfriend was also hot and named sonia.

3 years ago Amaya said

Honestly, i think im gonna go see 2012 just to see 'the creation of Adam' crack in half...
I've always wanted to see that..
=)

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