Rise & Shine: It’s the Beginning of the End of the World!
September 10, 2008 by Libby 
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How to be the most knowledgeable LHC person in your office/ school/ black hole making lab/ teepee today? Just read up:
- What exactly is the LHC? Not even Bill Nye could explain it better…
- After 6 Billion dollars down the tank, what’s the LHC going to do for me?
- Steven Hawking bets 100 dollars that CERN won’t do much.
- Looks like Noel Gallagher’s life and career has already gotten sucked down a black hole as he gets attacked on stage while “fans” cheer.
- Gross six-legged creatures have a chance to make it if we rocket them into outer space. These freaks known as a water bears can survive naked in the vacuum of space and “reproduce fine after their space trips,”
- Global Warming is so bad the the UN’s Top Climate Scientist Urges People to Combat Climate Change by Eating Less Meat. NEVER!
- Consensus! Crazy Islamic fundamentalist Barack Obama and atheist baby killer John McCain (now acceptable to Christians by Palin proxy) both acknowledge the end of the world!
Oddly, one of the scientists working on the LHC was the keyboard player for this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl-ai9HuR60
Funny coincidence…OR IS IT???
September 10, 2008 at 9:11 amAnswer: Yes, it is kind of funny.