Brightest Young Things

….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

• Fact: U.S. Military uses DISCO as an instrument of torture. Chris Burns says, " That ain't right yung"

• Photo Essay: Phone Sex Operators! I thought that profession got phased out by fleshbot.

• Terrorist theme resturant, Buns and Guns opens. On the menu: "rocket-propelled grenade" or chicken on a skewer. Owner warns that his dishes could kill the customers... with their generous proportions!

• Another round of my favorite summer pastime: making fun of festival douches. (UK edition)

• George Clinton to Lil' Wayne: why black musicians love outer space!

• Don Imus: STILL RACIST

• With Knight Rider GPS system, Kitt can guide you around the beltway! Now all you need is exquisite chest hair and a T-top.

• Check out the world's youngest sword swallower, SHE'S A TOTAL BABE.

• A night out with the punks of St. Mark's Square. 2 KOOL 4 SKOOL!!!!

• Cha-Ching! A blog dedicated to the golden age of hip-hop:The Meaning of DOPE

• Book yourself a Rock 'n Roll Cruise

• Bill Gates and Paul Allen hold Microsoft reunion with the original employees from their start-up days.

• Guess what industry has a surprising number of Asperger's sufferers! Hint: rhymes with Tech Industry

• Shaq disses Kobe in a freestyle. Oh shittt!!! It's on!

And now: Prince Charles breakdancing...

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)