….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- Ladies, the increasingly NSFW byt photo archive reveals that some of you aren’t satisfied with wearing the bras on the market today… We know you want to be sexy, and the only thing sexier than no bra is a bacon bra. (unless you’re vegan, but it’s not like vegans get laid anyway)
- Boys, you’re not off the hook! The same byt photo archive makes it easier to tell that some of you are going bald, especially when your heads are covered in sweat in ball pits! Don’t worry, you can maintain your youthful good looks just like the Donald. Just follow this Step-by-step guide to Donald Trump’s combover. Check out the success rate of the combover.
- Speaking of sexy people… check out the Sexy People Blog! Dedicated to super sexy/dead serious portraits of people. Ogle these studs:
- It was just a matter of time until Dov Charney started selling vibrators. Buy yourself the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager at the American Apparel online store.
- Finally there is a website where you can upload a photo and automatically change your race. See yourself or anyone else as a baby, geezer, caveman, become an ethnic “other”, or assume white privilage! Fun with profile pictures for everyone!!!
- The NYT calls Weird Al “a model American”.
- Check out the best T-shirts from Bonnaroo
- See what happens when a little boy asks a serial killer for advice.
- David Byrne transforms an entire NYC building into a giant musical instrument.
- Queen Latifah is getting gay married
- Watch the sexiest/most sexist commercials on the air.
- The New York Times reports on the Green Backlash
- The 25 most absurd band names in the history of rock music.
- John McCain: victim of Identity theft damages: a cool $500,000.
AMAZING Video of the Day:
Ladies, uhm, for the part I had about 50lbs of bacon. Needless to say not all of it was eaten (it would have been, excepting for the fact that my oven caught on fire and that took a bit to deal with). So I have some left over.
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June 17, 2008 at 9:59 amy. party. I realize I can go edit my posts now, but I’m lazy.
June 17, 2008 at 10:00 amprabhu deva is my fave bollywood dude ever!
June 17, 2008 at 11:26 pm
God, I LOVE Bollywood.
June 17, 2008 at 8:44 am