….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- POOL PARTIES for all!!!!!!!
- I mean seriously, what are poor kids going to do with the internet?
- UPGRADE! The new iphone cures cancer. NICE DUDE.
- Moving to New York?! I think I know someone who needs a roomie
- Are you all about time travel? I am… our dreams are about to come true!
Nirvana is so awesome
so awesome
This Nerd Sucks
And God Bless Christina
We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
DC is now under marshall law.
All constitutional rights have been suspended.
Stay in your homes.
Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agent or attorney.
Shut up.
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
Stay in your homes.
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.
Anyone caught outside the gates of their suveillance sectors after curfew will be shot.
Remain calm, do not panic.
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine examples inthe morning.
Anyone caught intefering with the collection of urine examples will be shot.
Stay in your homes, remain calm.
anyone caught posting with typos will be shot
June 10, 2008 at 11:47 amDoooood!!! Why donnt u like Perl Jamm?!! They’re soooooo rad!!!! HEADBANGER MUSIC!!!!! This isn’t a TV Studio Josh!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPMfr38fCA
June 10, 2008 at 12:23 pmAlso, in case anyone had plans to visit NYC… you might wanna keep it in your pants - or at the very least, double bag it.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601124&sid=a4PdkN5fg8E8&refer=home
June 10, 2008 at 12:30 pmdid nobody recognize that old (old) ice t song? and i’m surprised that none of you intellectual types caught my misspelling of martial law.
June 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
How did you honky crackers miss this: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/06/09/dc.crime.check.cnn
We’re famous again for our crime.
June 10, 2008 at 7:24 am