Brightest Young Things

Food and sex. What else is there?

First of all did you know there's a restaurant in California that serves artisan cereal?

Which means this:

• Health Kick
  Cheerios® + Special K® + dried cranberries + walnuts
• Jump Start ™
  Special K® + Cheerios® + peaches + honey
• Life's A Bowl of Cherries
  Life® cereal + dried cherries + chocolate chips
• Devil Made Me Do It®
  Coco Puffs® + Lucky Charms® + malt balls+ chocolate syrup
• Life Experience®
  Life® cereal + fresh bananas + almonds + honey
• PB & B Crunch ™
  Reese's Puffs® + Cap'n Crunch® + bananas + chocolate syrup
• Flake In' Out ™
  Raisin Bran® + Special K® + graham cracker bits + raisins
• Frost Bites ™
  Frosted Flakes® + Frosted Mini Wheats® + coconut + malt balls
• Life's a Bowl of Cherries ™
  Life® cereal + dried cherries + chocolate chips
• S'More Than You Know ™
  Golden Grahams® + Coco Puffs® + mini marshmallows + chocolate chips
• Three's A Charm ™
  Reese's Puffs® + Lucky Charms® + charms + chocolate chips

OK next there's the fact that MUMMIES

I mean MUMMIES ARE THE NEXT SEXY VAMPIRES COUNT ON IT

Hey Do You Guys Remember Lucy Liu?

She's Kind of A Big Deal in Hollywood

OK and all the best band names are either sex or food:

• Fuckface Unstoppable
• Vagivore
• Dananananaykroyd
• The Sexy Accident
• Pabst Smear
• The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt!
  

Right?

The true odds of dying by a terror plane:

WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT NOT WORKING TO BAN LIGHTNING

IS IT THE POWERFUL KEY LOBBYS FAULT I THINK SO

All 25 of the best Vimeo Vimeos are about sex especially this tarantino mixtape

[vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/4368246[/vimeo]

This guy is going to sleep with you on new years eve and you're going to enjoy it.

what happens when a coyote has sex with a wolf? agreed. MAGIC HAPPENS THATS WHAT

do not judge people is all i am saying. first of all do not judge people who have to drive on the ice it is very hard

second of all sometimes someone needs to hit someone else because they love them

That's right its all about the pleasures of the flesh around here. Hedonism. PARTY TIME

good bye

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)