Friday news that sort of matter:
- How are record gas prices affecting your wallet? Cocaine prices.
- Would you like your coffee with or without a slut?
- Really inspirational dancing really sick synth from really really square Christians. Please watch the guido-nerd do the robot 2/3rds of the way through.
- Little Britain comes to HBO!
- The Collider is having problems
- At 911callers.com you can hear...
- Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Overdoses on Pills
- 15 Year-Old Driving Stolen Bus
- Bad Joke by 911 Operator
- or even this hit: "I need an ambulance but not now"
- Mommy smokes secret cigarettes
- The literary rejection letter
- People you didn't know were on the Wonder Years
- De Arte Honeste Amandi: The Art of Courtly Love:
- Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
- He who is not jealous cannot love.
- No one can be bound by a double love.
- It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
- Nuzzle.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
Great, now people are going to start talking about Little Britain at the water cooler like they discovered it - nevermind that I bet the new version sucks.
Exposing "any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola" qualifies one as "unclothed," so "a pastie would not be acceptable," he concluded.
"the meet location was also changed due to a lot of people at starbucks"
christians sure know how to break it down.
Oh that's a microphone -I thought it was something else:
" I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle! "