….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- How many cheerleaders fit into an elevator?
- Why I still don’t and never will have Facebook
- True story: Turns out, the woman who sold her house to clone her pit bull fled England 30 years ago after kidnapping some Mormon guy to be used as a sex slave. And then it gets weird
- Playgirl is dead! Long live playgirl
- Plagiarism is alive! Long live plagiarism
- How to make a fruit tingle cocktail (not included: how to stop yourself from saying “fruit tingle cocktail” ad nauseum after reading this)
- Oh yeah, and the world is coming to an end. In a few weeks. Again.
the most amazingly beautiful thing you’ll see all day:
all those years of communist stadium propaganda event planning experience really paid off.
August 8, 2008 at 3:41 pmactually, I think this is probably the most beautiful thing you’ll see all day.
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/fun-with-heidi.html
August 8, 2008 at 3:47 pmgoddamnit, Svet. You made me watch the Olympics. I’m boycotting them because no one else has the balls to.
August 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm
“How many cheerleaders fit into an elevator?”
Do they have to be intact? or can i cut them into smaller pieces?
August 8, 2008 at 10:50 am