Brightest Young Things

….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

• COOKIE MONSTER METAL

• Now that guns are legal in D.C. boy have we got one for you! This pistol shoots bullets and video!

• Show your Boobs for Barack! NSFW link: here

• Boob punching- the new American pastime?

• Now there is going to be a Beatles video game. The New York Times says, 'Let It Be!'. Man I hope it looks better than this

• Video tribute to unruly concert goers and the bands that refuse to let them ruin their shows: bands vs fans: greatest hits.

• Kanye West loses his shit, again, but this time it's on his blog.

• Oops. 23 shots of Vodka at the strip club doesn't do a body good.

• In other sad news, boy hangs himself after father confiscates his Wii.

• The Deep V for men: horror on the streets of America?

• Professor busted for "searching for a colleague’s name + 'p*ssy.'"

• 25 worst rap names in the history of the game.

• Check out Chase's blog, the diary of a cat, now three, was left without a nose, eyelids and skin on her cheeks after being hit by a car as a kitten.

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• Koreans are good at break dancing.

• Uncombable hair syndrome... now you finally have an excuse for your lack of grooming skills

• Listen to a voicemail from the worst/most hilarious/ desperate man ever... Dimitri. You met him on the street the other day. He's just looking for an elegant woman... so go ahead, call him, "as soon as you have the courage to."

• Nuclear? Wind? Solar? Hydro-electric? How about adding volcanic power to the list of alternative energy sources

• And more drunk festival dudes....

• Who is the gayest robot of all time?!? Not my Johnny Five!

Check out this killer video from Solid Gold, for that extra pick-me-up this morning:

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)