….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
Thank you Paul Goodman and Jason Mogavero for the tips!
- It is Monday morning and you are hating the fact that you are even alive. Boy, do we have a song FOR YOU!
- Proceed into the day by reading the advice column the world has been missing. In “YO SPENCER”: The Hills Douche Bag (actually, its probably an insult to other douche bags to call HIM a douche bag) Spencer Pratt answers all your “burning” questions
- Also, in the “should I even read this?” corner: Whiteygate: “What Black People Call White People”
- Vice magazine just released its history issue. The history of the future in the movies. Hint: it ain’t pretty.
- Hipster Hair Wash Project!
- Pig in boots. Somehow simultaneously the cutest and the most annoying thing of all time.
- Pandasex lovesounds
- Which, naturally brings us to….Video of the weekend: Furby in the Microwave
