….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
And thank you: Rachel, Michael and everyone else for the tipsss.
- There is nothing like waking up to some bad (and creepy and awkward and ….) sex: Ladies and (not-so-gentle)men, we present to you: The 50 worst sex scenes ever seen in movies. NOT ALL OF WHICH STAR MICHAEL DOUGLAS, I promise.
- And snails can do it longer than Sting can (plus, other trivia on bugs and molluscs and crustaceans you can use)
- A boy in China is born with an extra penis. ON HIS BACK. This, I promise, is the last creepy sex post on “Rise and Shine” today.
- Gotcha! A new Bethesda restaurant has a burger named after Eliot Spitzer. “The juices ran down my arm as I handed it to my mother, whose eyes lit up: ‘Aha!’ she said. ‘So THAT explains the name.’”.
- Really, really important stuff: The 90210 reunion is STILL happening. And Joe E. Tata is on board! Phew!
- You can stop looking. The search is over: the dumbest people on the internet have been found
- Just plain creepy
- Just plain creepier: We were all young (and stupid) and in love with New Kids on The Block once. Even Halle Berry.
- Speaking of young and in love (and creepy dolls)….Video of the day: A song that could only be made in DC and a cautionary tale if there ever was one: She got dumped for Obama.
Given that freaky kid, Rabelais would have completely had to change his: “”In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon ‘gainst one another.”"
June 11, 2008 at 9:48 amhaha.. his kids will have a saddle horn when they are playing horsey. i knew a girl in high school who had tits on her back. she was great to dance with.
June 11, 2008 at 11:48 amI’d dump Obama for Boyfriend Material.
June 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Boyfriend Material would never get dumped for Obama.
June 11, 2008 at 7:12 am