….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
Oh, and …. As always I appreciate any tips anyone may have as to what should go in here.
- As you look at your bruised, alcohol ravaged body from the weekend, here is a consolation prize: At LEAST you are not doing any of this to your liver. Or are you?
- File this one under “things to do to your body”: It is 7:25 am and it is already 95(000) degrees outside. What you’re gonna do? You going to make yourself an ICE CREAM CUPCAKE. And this is how:
- Advice on manners and morals (and how to pray for someone if you DON’T believe). We all (probably) need it
- Advice on manner and morals (and how not to be a date rape skeeveball). Henry T. Nicholas, the media billionaire, DEFINITELY NEEDS IT
- It is never too early to start thinking about your Secret Santa present for this year. You get no guesses as to what this does
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- Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend is a loser. I am pretty sure this is not really news you can use, but it somehow makes me feel good on the inside. So sue me. Or no, wait, sue HIM.
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- Patrick Swayze is ALIVE. Despite rumors of pancreatic cancer disaster, The Swayze is back and ready to rumble. You KNOW how happy this makes us? Very happy, though probably not quite AS HAPPY as it makes the dude who has this sweet Swayze rainbow tatt. Who says love does not hurt?
Which niftily cues up our reaffirmation video of the day. Nobody puts baby (or you) in the corner.
I am SO making those ice cream cupcakes this weekend.
June 9, 2008 at 9:05 am