News you can (maybe) use:
- Locally: City Paper files for bankrupcy.
- Globally: So does the rest of the world.
- In Ohio: A whole family addicted to heroin
- Inside your head: Sometimes it is hard to tell a girl you like her. You pussy.
- In these times of economic uncertainty, it’s good to know you have someone you can rely on. Step to the Wu, Wu Tang Financial.
- Not impressed. Chris Hitchens tells it like it is: “America is doomed. No one in this room will ever, in their lifetime, see calm and order and peace!”. Then goes and gets another facial. For his art.
- And really we have celebrity sex tapes to blame for this
- Video of the day:
