….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- If cooling off on a hot summer day includes stripping to your underwear and having a water fight with your girlfriend, try not to make so much noise that the police come out. They might notice that she’s 14 years old
- Teens are totally not into Olympics.
- The afterlife for scientologists: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ISAAC HAYES’ LEGENDARY SOUL?
- 7 Hollywood Curses, Jinxes, and Bizarre Coincidences
- A trip down the dark side of Sesame Street

- Speaking of the dark side: The Author Of The Rules (subtitle: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right,) Tricks Another Dude Into Marrying Her.

- Which brings us neatly into our video of the day:
Did anyone go see Peter last night?
I want a report.

