Brightest Young Things

….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

• How is this for a conversation starter: Last year I killed a man

• Graffiti Snails attack London

• Gender roles explained in one easy click

• Speaking of gender roles: In a victory for serial impregnators everywhere, Kevin Federline got sole custody of the two kids he put in ex-wife Britney Spears' womb

• Who cares about the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce when you have stories like this? George and Laura Bush to divorce after the presidential election because of George's secret love affair with Condoleezza Rice. It's not news it's Pravda

• Getting hot around your housefrau collar? Judy Blume revisited Is it wrong that I own this book?

• Clip' o the day: The movie Tarantino is sad he did make. Coming soon: Black Dynamite:

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)