….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- department of just plain wrong. and not even in a funny way.
- department of just plain wrong, only this time in a funny way
- stalkers of the world unite: everything you need to find someone. anyone. restraining orders and witness protection programs be damned-says WIKIHOW
- Speaking of Stalking: Brangelina spawn photo war update! Baby Shoot Booked Even Before Bidding Complete
- repeat after me: YES! I CAN! RESIST! THE! NEW! IPHONE!
- Create a Wonkettini and win a secret prize
- AND REALLY, THE ONLY THING WORTH REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO IN THIS WHOLE GODFORSAKEN POST: VIDEO OF THE DAY: Feist guests on Sesame Street. Put this into just plain right and awesome
