….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- What once was lost now is found…like (possibly) your vibrator on 13th street. So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.
- Also found: your secret shame. 9 women arrested after a sex contest. So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.
- Star Wars Stars: Where are they NOW? So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.

- 100 things not to put into a time capsule (including: David Blaine, despite his persistence). So many cheap jokes to make about this, so good to see someone has the time to make them.
- Sarah Silverman is single again. So many cheap jokes to make about this, and she will make them for herself.
- Italian Vogue’s first “all black issue”. Where is Sarah Silverman to make some jokes when you need her…? Oh yeah, she’s fucking Matt Damon.

- Still, we managed to roll her in for this one:
Keep the dream (and cheap jokes) alive.


Am going to put all my efforts into wooing Sarah Silverman.
July 15, 2008 at 9:17 am