….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- What once was lost now is found...like (possibly) your vibrator on 13th street. So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.
- Also found: your secret shame. 9 women arrested after a sex contest. So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.
- Star Wars Stars: Where are they NOW? So many cheap jokes to make about this, so little time.
- 100 things not to put into a time capsule (including: David Blaine, despite his persistence). So many cheap jokes to make about this, so good to see someone has the time to make them.
- Sarah Silverman is single again. So many cheap jokes to make about this, and she will make them for herself.
- Italian Vogue's first "all black issue". Where is Sarah Silverman to make some jokes when you need her...? Oh yeah, she's fucking Matt Damon.
- Still, we managed to roll her in for this one:
Keep the dream (and cheap jokes) alive.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
Am going to put all my efforts into wooing Sarah Silverman.