….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- Start the day with some harsh truths: 6 Things They Don’t Tell You. BUT THEY SHOULD.
- Pressing topics:Over or Under?
- One month to go till the Olympics. What could possibly go wrong in Beijing? Apparently, the answer is EVERYTHING
- Like, for example…Madonna and her 25 new boyfriends showing up. Yes, you guys she is single, ready to mingle and… NO ONE IS SAFE. Anymore
- In the aging (a lot) less desperately corner: “As you get older, you don’t get wiser,” she says. “You get irritable. Dorris Lessing still has it
- Pregnant Man gives birth. You only wish I was joking
- Instead of the “ad of the day” we bring you A DOZEN ADS OF THE DAY. Raise your hands if you love consuming!
- First six minutes of “Dark Knight” get leaked. Naturally, this shit is filmed over soemone’s shoulder in a theatre in Japan but hey, this is how I watched 99% of movies in my teens so…you can do it too. …WHY DO THEY CALL HIM THE JOKER?
- However, that is NOT video of the day: THIS IS. Gawker ran it under How to end any Comment War On The Internet and if you are not careful, we will use these 39 seconds on you too
