Brightest Young Things

….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.

• A brief history of gay androids. Seriously. With a handy homometer attached, no less:
  0: Asexual
  1: Steak and beer
  5: Bisexual
  10: Flaming

• Related: The Greatest Gays in Film and TV WWWHistory

• More related:
  Try As She Might, Meredith Vieira Cannot Dampen Boy George's Good Time. So you shouldn't even try.

• Amy Winehouse punches a fan at Glastonbury. During "Rehab". Naturally.

• Speaking of things you wish were never caught on camera: 40 funniest photo spoilers are here. Most of which are so profoundly wrong not even I can really comment on them. Beware of : balls, animals and devil children:

• Skate Watches!!!

and finally:

• Plenty of food porn to go around for everyone

• And.....Video of the day: Self-irony takes a punch with: EVERYTHING you dig is so 5 minutes a go (via atomicwedgietv)

Godspeed.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)