….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- George Carlin has died.
- Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth. I could now make some “unfair trade-off” joke, but that would be in bad taste.
- Which breezily brings us to: Top 10 Celebrity Moms Who Could Be Hookers
- Speaking of bad taste: And in a parallel, possibly even dirtier, more mildewy world…Pete Doherty Takes A Bath. For the first time ever, it seems.
- There is desperate and creepy, desperate and creepier and THEN there is this:
David Joe Limones of Newburgh, New York was obviously upset that his ex wouldn’t talk to him anymore, especially after she filed that pesky restraining order against him. So he went by her place, cut a hole in her couch and hid in it to wait for her to, you know, talk. What went down…after the jump
- Have time to waste? (don’t lie! you’re reading this!). Well, fear no more: top 10 interactive websites just waiting to be abused by you.
- Not interactive but mind bogglingly addictive: paintings I dare you not to obsess over
- According to USA today: The Most Important News You’ll Read Today
- And according to me: Video of The Day. Ex-Fat Girls unite.
Aaaaand, Amy Winehouse has the ‘zema. Yay crack.
June 23, 2008 at 9:11 amThat lady is getting goosed by a Goose.
That’s hot.
June 23, 2008 at 9:19 amthe poodle excercisers are in fact (very little) people in poodle costumes WITH ACTUAL poodle heads superimposed on them via the miracle of CGI.
I DARE YOU to look away
June 23, 2008 at 9:55 amHaha, the poodle exercise video reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWVPfalHt9g
June 23, 2008 at 10:05 ami’m pretty sure that fred has at least *thought* about banging his cat. or dog. or pig. swann, maybe? something.
June 23, 2008 at 10:13 amahh! I was gonna post the Zuikin Trouble link, but you beat me to it chris, heh. Another odd exercise video >_>
June 23, 2008 at 10:26 amwhy did i just watch pete doherty bathe? i feel gross.
and as for the poodle lady:
“pump your arms like you’re in the mud” what? weird.
what fucko comes up with this stuff?
June 23, 2008 at 10:33 am
OH MY GOD…….. Her fat concentrated into balloons! I will never do those exercises!
The poodle exercisers are just fucking scary.
June 23, 2008 at 9:10 am