….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation.
- George Carlin has died.
- Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth. I could now make some "unfair trade-off" joke, but that would be in bad taste.
- Which breezily brings us to: Top 10 Celebrity Moms Who Could Be Hookers
- Speaking of bad taste: And in a parallel, possibly even dirtier, more mildewy world...Pete Doherty Takes A Bath. For the first time ever, it seems.
- There is desperate and creepy, desperate and creepier and THEN there is this:
David Joe Limones of Newburgh, New York was obviously upset that his ex wouldn't talk to him anymore, especially after she filed that pesky restraining order against him. So he went by her place, cut a hole in her couch and hid in it to wait for her to, you know, talk. What went down...after the jump
- Have time to waste? (don't lie! you're reading this!). Well, fear no more: top 10 interactive websites just waiting to be abused by you.
- Not interactive but mind bogglingly addictive: paintings I dare you not to obsess over
- According to USA today: The Most Important News You'll Read Today
- And according to me: Video of The Day. Ex-Fat Girls unite.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
OH MY GOD........ Her fat concentrated into balloons! I will never do those exercises!
The poodle exercisers are just fucking scary.
Aaaaand, Amy Winehouse has the 'zema. Yay crack.
That lady is getting goosed by a Goose.
That's hot.
the poodle excercisers are in fact (very little) people in poodle costumes WITH ACTUAL poodle heads superimposed on them via the miracle of CGI.
I DARE YOU to look away
Haha, the poodle exercise video reminds me of:
i'm pretty sure that fred has at least *thought* about banging his cat. or dog. or pig. swann, maybe? something.
ahh! I was gonna post the Zuikin Trouble link, but you beat me to it chris, heh. Another odd exercise video >_>
why did i just watch pete doherty bathe? i feel gross.
and as for the poodle lady:
"pump your arms like you're in the mud" what? weird.
what fucko comes up with this stuff?