….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- Tastes just like the real thing
- Apparently, I am an idiot. Join the club
- If you smoke, and go to Montgomery college-tough luck. (You really should have quit by now anyways)
- Elizabeth Taylor is on life support. Bernie Mac is in critical condition. People that deserve to die are, however, still alive and bitching.
- Feral "Jungle book like" Child Discovered in Tampa. Which only reminded me of the internet crack that is feral children DOT com. I dare you to look away
- Word just over the Defamer transom reveals that Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested after an airport brawl that left the Golden Globe-nominated actress in a neck brace. You should see the other family
- Despite war, famine and natural disasters, the demon dog of Montauk becomes a prime story on CNN as well
- Faced with the tabloid competition of neck braces, near deaths AND the Montauk monster Lindsay plots her next move. Stay tuned
Video of the day: Willy Wonka: The Pusher
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
The mother of that feral child needs to be dragged behind a car until all her skin is off, and then shot in the head.
the first great truth of today just got spoken
agreed.
svetlana: why make me cry first thing in the morning?
Even worse is the judge that let her get off. Shouldn't he, of anyone, know better? I suppose beyond an introduction to ethics in first year classes, they don't touch on them again for the rest of their careers.
Tony there's a whole line of people who should be taken to a canyon and kicked in in this story from the mother to the brothers to the social workers, to the judge to the goddamned neighbors but unfortunately we need to have sit downs and listen to their feelings.