….where we rip off the best of the internet and present it to you as a precious gift-post, topped with a bow we bought pre-tied from CVS and attached with an adhesive strip, ready to go and be consumed with your first coffee/tea/quickie of the day. Voila! Morning magic! On rotation
- Tastes just like the real thing
- Apparently, I am an idiot. Join the club
- If you smoke, and go to Montgomery college-tough luck. (You really should have quit by now anyways)
- Elizabeth Taylor is on life support. Bernie Mac is in critical condition. People that deserve to die are, however, still alive and bitching.
- Feral “Jungle book like” Child Discovered in Tampa. Which only reminded me of the internet crack that is feral children DOT com. I dare you to look away
- Word just over the Defamer transom reveals that Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested after an airport brawl that left the Golden Globe-nominated actress in a neck brace. You should see the other family
- Despite war, famine and natural disasters, the demon dog of Montauk becomes a prime story on CNN as well
- Faced with the tabloid competition of neck braces, near deaths AND the Montauk monster Lindsay plots her next move. Stay tuned
- Video of the day: Willy Wonka: The Pusher
the first great truth of today just got spoken
August 4, 2008 at 8:48 amagreed.
svetlana: why make me cry first thing in the morning?
August 4, 2008 at 8:51 amEven worse is the judge that let her get off. Shouldn’t he, of anyone, know better? I suppose beyond an introduction to ethics in first year classes, they don’t touch on them again for the rest of their careers.
August 4, 2008 at 10:36 amTony there’s a whole line of people who should be taken to a canyon and kicked in in this story from the mother to the brothers to the social workers, to the judge to the goddamned neighbors but unfortunately we need to have sit downs and listen to their feelings.
August 4, 2008 at 11:13 am
The mother of that feral child needs to be dragged behind a car until all her skin is off, and then shot in the head.
August 4, 2008 at 8:47 am