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JD Salinger died today. Who knows how long his body laid undiscovered in his literary unabomber cabin.

I remember reading Catcher In The Rye at the impressionable age of 14 on a beach in Mexico over winter vacation- in between my first lustful glances at latino boys, ahhh budding sexuality. I finished the book- and promptly flipped back to the first page, committing myself to a life dedicated to self-importance that has surprisingly remained free of elaborate assassination plots fueled by paranoid schizophrenia.

Then came Franny & Zooey. I loved that book.

Let's take a minute to remember J.D. Salinger, another dead white man who was just as much of a phony as you are.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago Jeff Jetton said

I hated Catcher in the Rye. Annoying book.

2 years ago Evan said

I just re-read "Catcher in the Rye" last week. I just had the urge to read it all of a sudden.

2 years ago Aaron said

how can I make this a college admissions essay topic?

2 years ago Svetlana said

My favorites are "Nine Stories" and "Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters". A much bigger fan his shorter stuff than the novels. I even use that "no one outranks me on this block" quote ALL THE TIME.
With this and Howard Zinn, it is a sad day for heroes of nerdy American teenagers everywhere

2 years ago jimshowe said

my favorite thing he ever wrote was a short paragraph in his forward to "Seymour An Introduction and Raising High the Roofbeams Carpenters."

He explained the cold relationship he had with publishers and critics as a result of his frequent use of parenthetical statements in his writing. He then provided them with a peace offering of a "flowering bouquet of parenthesis (((((((((((()))))))))))." A nice little "Fuck off" to the naysayers.

It's a lovely day for bananafish. RIP

2 years ago Svetlana said

When I was 17 that flowering bouqet of parenthesis was everything i was all about. I miss being so impressed by things.

2 years ago Amanda said

I find that people that didn't like Catcher in the Rye have more in common with Holden than those that like the book and wish they were Holden. And fine if you didn't like the book, but no need to be so flippant and disrespectful, Jeff. Whether you like his work or not, it has made an impact on generations of people, mostly for the better. imo.

It will be interesting to see how publishing companies fight over rights to his work, and how long it will take to publish all of it. I cannot wait to read it.

2 years ago Michael said

He drank his own pee!

2 years ago Logan said

His s.s. "A Perfect Day for Bananafish" was amazing. None of his other work struck me quite like it did. Anyways, thanks for being a baller-ass writer that captivated millions of frustrated adolescents, meester Salinger.

2 years ago Alfonso Bravo said

When I was in 7th Grade my Dad was trying to buy me "Catcher in the Rye", and of course I was being a little shit and saying it looked boring. He made me sit on a bench and read the first page, and if I didn't want it after that he wouldn't get it for me. All it took was the phrase "David Copperfield kind of crap" (I've always hated Dickens) and I was sold, and it ended up being the book that got me into literature.

These days I'm more likely to reread "Franny and Zooey", but I'm always going to have a special place in my heart for it because of that.

2 years ago Svetlana said

All his stories from New Yorker free now, online:http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/backissues/2010/01/postscript-j-d-salinger.html

2 years ago Legba said

I'm really curious to see who dies next. Y'all should run a betting pool on the site.

2 years ago Will said

Libby nailed the appropriate sentiment. Similarly, funny Onion article....
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bunch_of_phonies_mourn_j_d

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