Hot Prison Pen Pals!

July 25, 2008 by Libby  Send to a Friend

I initially posted this as a MySpace blog Monday, December 11, 2006…. At the time I had just attended one of those prison art shows and written a one act comedy for a college playwrighting class about a woman who falls in love with a serial killer. In the course of my “research”, I found myself cruising prison love websites. Here are some of the gems I found. According to the dates of expected release, many of my friends are supposed to be out and about! Hope they’ve been well behaved!

Prison Pen Pals: Top Picks

Preston Hughes III #000939
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: Death Row

Can you imagine what it feels like to be wrongly imprisoned and NOT receive much mail. It is very disappointing to hear/see everyone else get mail and have the guards pass me by at mail call. There are times when some guards will try to make people feel even worse about their not receiving any mail, by purposely calling them to the door and telling them “YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MAIL” in a loud singsong voice so everyone can hear. I did NOT enjoy having this done to me, several times. I hope you will help put an end to my NOT receiving mail by writing to me.

I am a very easy-going person who loves to have fun. Ilike to write, of course, that is, when I receive mail to respond to.

Paul Mitchell #14463414
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: July 26/2008

I have always been an athletic individual so that has led me to develop a stamina for all aspects of my life. I enjoy poetry especially Maya Angelou and Langston Hughes. One of my main goals is to travel when I get out.

Patricia Caldwell #16082-511-28-1
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: March 1/2008

I enjoy singing and partying. Dressing sexy is one of the things that draw attention to me. I have nice legs and breasts have been uplifted. I have a high sex drive and if you come to be one of my friends I’m sure you will have picked the right one. I love to pick and choose my friends. I am a computer whiz, I’ve done 3 years in Antelope Valley College and was currently working for a construction company before I was arrested.

Joke - What ticket do you issue to a person who is drinking while walking?
Answer- Walking under the Influence.

Scott Razor #278259C 298751
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Expected Date of Release: 2017

I am here in prison and you are out there in cyber-whatever, peeking in to see what us convicts are up to. being a gay guy in prison is not all it’s cracked up to be. Had I known this place was not going to live up to the hype, I never would have signed up. I want my money back. I like to draw nudes or the scantily clad Greek boys… I like to write spicy erotica and fiction novellas. So, no matter where you are in the world, (who said Rio?) know that I am here in my little dungeon sketching away.

James Hite #1102579
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: 2011

I am six foot three, 230 lbs. of highly tattooed, high quality white meat. I’m looking for a nice, healthy girl to write to. Preferably a big girl who’s comfortable with herself, not self conscious with her weight. Waifs need not apply (unless you think you can change my mind).

Stevlana Fleming #89913
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Expected Date of Release: April 9/2008

If you would like to get to know me, please contact me A.S.A.P no games, just pure love. I am also looking for a submissive woman willing to treat this woman like a queen.

Jacob McGhee #14028190
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: December 10/2013

Deeply in love with all things Gothic and or Counter Culture. Currently pursuing associates degree through correspondence education. Hobbies include mixed martial arts, weight lifting, yoga and poetry.

poetry excerpt: “Cutting pieces of my life out and pasting them together with the dreams of a bygone childhood, I can almost become a God. Or at least the image of a God, as constructed by the Mesozoic mind of an emotionally bereft American youth. These are the days of my discontent. The life long 3 card monte and ghetto shuckster, that infamous downtown court jester, simply was not up to par. That is I, ME. The rabbit whose ears were seen long before it was torn from the hat. Gigantic and naked, sweating and bleeding behind the magic curtain.”

Tiffany B. White #03949
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Expected Date of Release: December 2/2007

For my 26 years, I’m the darkest princess on the earth. I’m intrigued by mysticism and am Pagan by choice. I’m searching for individuals who are intrigued by the darkness and do not discriminate against one who only knows how to numb her feelings and project hatred. Christians need not respond. Please fix me!

Korinna Markoe #14220
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: September/2007

This could be your rare opportunity to get to know and share something with a very sweet, enthusiastic, secure but submissive woman- added incentives: 6′ tall, blond hair, blue eyes, hard stomach.

Tommy Conner #501185
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: December 5/2007

Astrological Sign, Virgo
I like drawing, tattooing, long walks along the beach hand-in-hand, and motorcycle rides with a special lady. Unfortunately, drugs nearly destroyed my life. I’m searching for a woman who is willing to take a chance on someone who is trying to get his life in order.

James Reyna #91331
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Expected Date of Release: May 5/2018

I’ll be the realist guy you have ever met and they don’t make them like me anymore, I’m one of a kind.If you feel as if I’m speaking directly to you that’s because I am. I’m easy to get along with and jealous “smile”. I like all types of music and I hope your favorite color is baby blue because that’s mine.If you’re willing to take a chance on this lonely bad boy I guarantee you that you won’t regret it.

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