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One of the best jobs ever in history is the NBA DJ. The NBA DJ is part of a symbiotic relationship with the actual game of basketball being played on the floor. They can elevate one another, and doom one another. The Wizards understand how important it is to have a quality DJ manning the 1s and 2s during the big game, that's why the franchise brought in the BIG GUNS with Big Tigger, cohost of BET’s #1 Hip Hop Program, 106th & Park, the classic Rap City, and the "hottest modeling team in the game" Tigger's kittens.

Big Tigger DJs with a laptop and might be a homosexual according to his Wikipedia.

During Brewers' games the DJ plays latin, hip hop, or John Cougar Mellencamp songs depending on the race of the player at bat (but this degree of diversity is unique to MLB as is the degreee of racism in Milwaukee). Thankfully everyone in the NBA is black allowing Peter and I to DJ hip hop exclusively.

Here are Peter and my picks:

DMX: "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Peter: We play this song when our best player does a windmill dunk and the other team calls time out.


Clipse: "When The last Time"

Peter: This song is when the other team scores and we take a time out.


Fabolous "Breathe"

Peter: when our Center has just missed his first free throw (obviously)

Method Man & Redman: "Da Rockwilder"

Peter: we rock this one WHILE their center is shooting his free throws.

Nas: "Oochie Wally"

Peter: Kiss cam!  Really get into people I want to see deep tongue.

Petey Pablo "Raise Up"

Peter: Strictly OVERTIME

Paula Abdul "Rush Rush"

Peter: When we lose. :(


Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago Jesse said

Breathe is such a correct choice. Total jam. Is there any point in an NBA game when we need Faith Hill's "Breathe"?

2 years ago Ryan said

Amazing!

2 years ago duffster said

amazed at the amount of NBA coverage - or sports in general - here today!

2 years ago Peter said

football is for meatheads
baseball is for bowties
hockey is a boring
soccer is hockey
college anything is amateur hour

NBA is the best sports

2 years ago John Foster said

Is Cale sick today and unable to enforce the sports ban? I haven't seen any bball action since my maligned obit of Kevin Duckworth. I smell a dangerous precedent...

2 years ago Alex said

Patey Pablo's Drumline cameo was amazing. Just saying.

2 years ago Big Tigger said

Dear Bitch
I ain't gay. See you in court.
Love Big Tigger

2 years ago Jason Bond said

No sports on BYT, just NBA.

2 years ago Michael said

With Jason - Basketball is no longer a sport - just a bunch of giant dudes throwing a ball in a basket repeatedly. Obviously neither team is that good with scores like 100-101 or 108 to 104. That means the other team was able to score on you like 50 fucking times. That pretty much means you suck. It's become a game of who can score the most baskets in a set amount of time and the only time you really mess up is if your shoe is untied or you cough or sneeze while passing the ball.

2 years ago rl said

whoaaa keanu reeves

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