A crazy indian woman who devoted her life to giving hugs to everyone under the sun is coming to Tysons Corner to spread the unconditional love. That's bat shit insane! I'm a hugger, but there are definitely people I could never bring myself to embrace with love and compassion.
Here is a list of people I do NOT want to give hugs to:
Steven Page from the Bare Naked Ladies
NARCS
The entire cast of any season of MadTV
Nancy Kerrigan
The entire cast of Entourage
Michael Bay
Most Arizonans
Scott Pelley
Here is a list of people I DO want to hug
Penny
Harry Truman
Dr Ian Malcolm
Kraft foods corporation
These Russian women
Dhani Jones
The Entire cast of Daisy of Love (except for Chi-Chi)
Andy Rooney
Any baby cow
David Faustino
Sarah Haskins
HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
i dont respect that choice about hugging the reality show folks i dont need any more STDs at the moment
FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING KRAFT UP THERE LIBBY, YOU KNOW THEY TRIED TO CHOKE ME.
I love Dhani Jones. More than Twitter.
dhani jones-we need a life size cutout of him in the office
man, i didn't make either list. i'm conflicted.
the entourage cast look like they all smell like some deli meat. like salami.
can we amend any baby cow to any baby animal?
c'mon!
i would like to hug christopher hitchens, but i that would probably lead to a restraining order.
also, mr. rogers and dolly parton.
I wouldn't hug the entire MadTV cast either. However, I would jump into a pool of sharks to hug Ike Barinholtz. I can't explain it. Don't judge me.
I. LOVE. SARAH. HASKINS.
haha lmfao
this is jokes:)
I'll hug Steven Page. It's the other four I don't want to hug.
I'd like to hug David Faustino! I wish he was still as cute as he was back then, though. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the way he looks now, but I'm still a teenager, and I prefer the 1990s David Faustino.