The party to be at this Sat:
But Cale, I don't want to pay $10.
Fine, I have 2 pairs of tickets to giveaway.
Ok, so I just comment below right?
Yes, but, you have to write a haiku.
5-7-5?
Yeah, and the topic has to be related to Nouveau Riche or Blaqstarr.
But Cale, I don't want to write a haiku, I'm a lazy sack of shit.
C'mon, haikus are fun and easy, it doesn't have to be a masterpiece.
Ok, I guess you're right.
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God loves a cheerful giver.
Blaqustarr is unique
Letters changed, Fuck You Webster!
Spelling is wack, yo.
motherfuckers please
contribute to this contest
do not want to win
All hands in the air
Reaching for dance salvation
Into and out of nowhere
bamma emcees y'all
blaqstarr sucked when i saw him
dilla 4eva!
Only dances to
songs he can sing along with
Haiku all day though
If Rye-Rye were to
guest-star on The Wire, McNulty's
love-dance would occur.
My Penis Haiku:
Ass bangin' dudes with my huge
erect man boner.
Blaqstarr rhyme dirty
Nouveau Riche men hot like fire
Face melting musics
I can't think, work stole
my sleep, with no raise this year
gift me with Blaqstarr?
gay 80's dude and
wigger clothes designer nerd
support all our troops
踊りたい Odoritai
ブラックスター Burakkusutaa!
真夜中に Mayonaka ni
I want to dance
BLAQSTARR!
In the middle of the night.
How about a haiku in Japanese? (Gotta use my language study for somethin'.)
I'll bring my jumpsuit
but Riche and Blaq make it so
Nasty I leave nude
Lazy Sack O Shit
Wordsmithing for admission
Beneath my pay grade
penis penis dick
penis penis penis dick
cock cock dick cock wang
haiku is so lame
it is just five, seven, five
give me the tickets
don't mean to offend
they are just not a challenge
can i please have tix?
i don't want the tix, so no haiku
but if i can venture an opinion
give them to lil'E
the only DJ i know who gives out guestlist spots for 80's trivia
another reason i heart her parties
dj blaqstarr i
love your beats. hands up, thumbs down -
gives me happy feet.
at hotel sparks fly
saltimore beats so fluid
sweat smells salami
my little brother
stuck a wire in the plug
modern icarus