(this contest was dreamt up and written by the band themselves. We wish we could be held responsible for the genius that this is, but we are just a vessel for their idea-ed)
THE NAME: Kick-Butt Butt Pix For Kick-Butt Rock Tix
THE BAND: Middle Distance Runner
THE SHOW: Friday, December 14, 2007
The Rock & Roll Hotel
8:30PM Doors
ALL AGES
$10 in advance / $12 at the door
w/ Mobius Band, The Epochs, Ravens & Chimes
THE RULES: The short version … GUYS AND GIRLS BOTH — (we are an equal opportunity butt contest giver) — send a picture of your butt to this email address (info@brightestyoungthings.com) along with your name and conact info. Your picture will be screened and posted on the Brightest Young Things website, so you have to be okay with that. We’ll let you know if you win.
If you do win, we’ll put you on our “list” so you can act all cool and say you’re with the band and give your name and get in for free. how awesome would that be??!!?? at least 5 or 6 awesome, probably.
And we’ll throw some jazzy EPs in for you too (preview the awesomeness of said EP here:
http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/music/middle-distance-runner-best-in-show/)
Detailed instructions follow…
STEP 1 — Take a picture of your (or your neighbor’s) butt wearing anything you like (no nudes, please). Here are some ideas to get you started: Khakis, Skirts, Panties, Long Johns, Short Johns, Briefs, Jean Shorts, Sweatpants, Used Baseball Uniform, Dental Floss.
Include your name and email address and how many people you plan on bringing to the show with you (we will try to accommodate as many friends as possible as long as it doesn’t get ridiculous).
The entries will be judged by the members of Middle Distance Runner on a secret criteria known only to the band. Biggest? Cutest? Hairiest? Most-Lipstick? Get creative, people!
NOTE: Your entry WILL BE POSTED ON THE BRIGHTEST YOUNG THINGS WEBSITE. That has to be okay with you (or your neighbor). Also, you aren’t allowed to sue us or the band for anything ever.
STEP 2 — Post the photobucket/imageshack link to it in the comments or…email your entry to info@brightestyoungthings.com (byt … do you guys want to collect these, or should we do it?) for approval and posting on the BYT website so everyone can see the competition.
STEP 3 — Wait around for a couple of days and hope that we pick your pic and that you win the free tickets! You might want to eat something or drink a glass of water to keep yourself well nourished and alert.
Easy as pie. Good luck!
xoxo
MDR
my butt hurts.
December 12, 2007 at 3:23 pm