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I am an only child, and I want a lot of things... but most of all, I want you to have a great time during Party Snow 2010.

What follows is a list of the best ways to survive this historic snowstorm- compiled with centuries worth of Wisconsin folk wisdom.

1. Build An Ice Fort HQ Where You Listen To System Of A Down ONLY.

2. Immediately Assume The Role of a Native Priest/Priestess Healer with This Hat.

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3. Make Unlimited Provisions Of Macaroni And Cheese.

4. Knit These Gloves To Enable Compulsive Sexting In Winter Conditions.

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5. Assemble A Dead Serious Sledding Crew.

6. Never Underestimate The Power Of The Apres Sled Party

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7. Serve VooDoos Exclusively At Your Apres Sled Party.

(recipe)

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Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago Svetlana said

classy weekend ahead

2 years ago John Foster said

If this was Wisconsin you would have to add (in your garage) after each recommendation.

2 years ago Natalie said

WELL DONE LIBBY!

2 years ago Bradley said

I will be implementing these for my party.

2 years ago martin said

i love these kids thinking they're making a hard core skate video here. it's like 'dudes, it's sledding'. drink some coco with your blunts.

2 years ago Amanda said

Apres ski parties are an excuse to don American apparel fair trade underwear that otherwise you shouldn't wear out. Don't drive and drink cocoa or smoke chocolate blunts..

2 years ago cale said

I've purchased 2 pairs of #4 alreadyface-smile

2 years ago jvac said

omg i love system of a down

2 years ago Wilson said

Where can I find #2 I have already checked out ebay

2 years ago Ruly said

Great list! Just goes to show there are many approaches to snow "survival"! My (boring by comparison) list is here:
http://www.beruly.com/?p=758

2 years ago Lex said

8. Wear one of Libby's 15 ski coats but only the one branded High Society.

2 years ago Chris Svetlik said

@Cale go for these: http://dotsgloves.com/

invented by people from my high school

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