I am an only child, and I want a lot of things… but most of all, I want you to have a great time during Party Snow 2010.
What follows is a list of the best ways to survive this historic snowstorm- compiled with centuries worth of Wisconsin folk wisdom.
1. Build An Ice Fort HQ Where You Listen To System Of A Down ONLY.
2. Immediately Assume The Role of a Native Priest/Priestess Healer with This Hat.
3. Make Unlimited Provisions Of Macaroni And Cheese.
4. Knit These Gloves To Enable Compulsive Sexting In Winter Conditions.
5. Assemble A Dead Serious Sledding Crew.
6. Never Underestimate The Power Of The Apres Sled Party
7. Serve VooDoos Exclusively At Your Apres Sled Party.
If this was Wisconsin you would have to add (in your garage) after each recommendation.
February 5, 2010 at 2:57 pmWELL DONE LIBBY!
February 5, 2010 at 3:04 pmI will be implementing these for my party.
February 5, 2010 at 3:28 pmi love these kids thinking they’re making a hard core skate video here. it’s like ‘dudes, it’s sledding’. drink some coco with your blunts.
February 5, 2010 at 3:37 pmApres ski parties are an excuse to don American apparel fair trade underwear that otherwise you shouldn’t wear out. Don’t drive and drink cocoa or smoke chocolate blunts..
February 5, 2010 at 5:02 pmI’ve purchased 2 pairs of #4 already :-)
February 5, 2010 at 7:20 pmomg i love system of a down
February 5, 2010 at 8:04 pmWhere can I find #2 I have already checked out ebay
February 8, 2010 at 11:24 amGreat list! Just goes to show there are many approaches to snow “survival”! My (boring by comparison) list is here:
http://www.beruly.com/?p=758
8. Wear one of Libby’s 15 ski coats but only the one branded High Society.
February 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm@Cale go for these: http://dotsgloves.com/
invented by people from my high school
February 9, 2010 at 12:19 pm
classy weekend ahead
February 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm