I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.
1. To Kick It With Mick Jagger In The Maldives.
2. A Zip Line Between My House and Your House.
3. A Gun For Every Condiment.
4. This LED dress.
5. To Have My Own Personal Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Wherever I Go.
**BONUS
6. Be Accepted Into This Motorcycle Gang.
***Double Bonus
7. To Drive To The Tennis Club In This Hot Number- Daily.
i cannot even imagine how many white people you would have to kill to get accepted into that motorcycle gang. maybe all of them? do it.
November 20, 2009 at 3:20 pmkill kill kill the white man
kill him until he is dead
motorcycles are the next wave
November 20, 2009 at 4:40 pmThe pool with sand beach on top of the real beach in paradise is next level.
November 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
ziplines as public transportation.
November 20, 2009 at 3:04 pm