I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.
1. To Kick It With Mick Jagger In The Maldives.
2. A Zip Line Between My House and Your House.
3. A Gun For Every Condiment.
4. This LED dress.
5. To Have My Own Personal Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Wherever I Go.
**BONUS
6. Be Accepted Into This Motorcycle Gang.
***Double Bonus
7. To Drive To The Tennis Club In This Hot Number- Daily.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
ziplines as public transportation.
i cannot even imagine how many white people you would have to kill to get accepted into that motorcycle gang. maybe all of them? do it.
kill kill kill the white man
kill him until he is dead
motorcycles are the next wave
The pool with sand beach on top of the real beach in paradise is next level.