I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now
1. To be Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday's Hungarian Mistress.
2. A Jet Pack
3. To live In An Igloo Community
4. Or to Live in This Treehouse With All of You, My Internet Friends
5. A Lil Wayne Birthday Cake
(originally made for: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's daughter)
**Bonus
6. For Uzi USB Memory Sticks To Never Become Obsolete
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
This section is consistently interesting.
I am consistently boring. I should probably kill myself.
Quit posting as Ernest, mean little thing,
because in truth you typing for yourself, loseur.